My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.
My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.
My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.
My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.

My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.

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Add bold flair to your kitchen with this hilarious organic cotton tea towel featuring a sassy 1950s-style pinup and the line: “My patience is as thin as my eyeliner.” These towels are as unapologetically bold as you are—perfect for drying dishes, dazzling your guests, or making a statement at brunch.

Made with soft, sustainable organic cotton, these retro-inspired towels blend vintage glam with modern attitude. A practical and cheeky gift for friends, family, or yourself.

Great for:

Housewarming gifts

Feminist home décor

Vintage kitchen aesthetics

Statement-making humor lovers

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or gifting a gal who tells it like it is, this piece brings the perfect punch of personality to any kitchen.



Product features
- 100% organic cotton grown without chemicals
- Absorbent and fast-drying material
- Durable with hemmed edges
- One size (19.6" x 27.5" (50 x 70 cm))
- Lightweight

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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