Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.

Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.

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Start your day with a splash of sass and a shot of vintage humor—no judgment here. This cheeky 1950s-style tea towel features a glamorous pirate wench clutching a bottle of rum and delivering the ultimate morning motto: “Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.” Printed on an organic cotton towel, this retro-inspired design is perfect for kitchens that like their charm with a twist of rebellion. Whether you're gifting a kindred spirit or elevating your own galley-style kitchen, this piece turns practicality into punchline-worthy panache.

Product features
- 100% organic cotton: Grown without the use of pesticides, herbicides, or other chemical fertilizers
- Absorbent and fast-drying material: Cotton has great moisture absorption and quick drying capabilities
- Hemmed edges for durability
- One size (19.6" x 27.5" (50 x 70 cm))
- Lightweight

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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