The Sass Collection

Why the Sass?

Here at Hazel Hearth & Harbor, we’re all about breezy coastal vibes, heartfelt gifts, and that salty air feeling...

But every now and then, a girl’s gotta turn up the volume.

Our Sass Collection brings a splash of retro flair, a wink of rebellion, and a whole lot of attitude. Inspired mostly by vintage pinups and the no-nonsense women who paved their own way (in heels), this is where sweet meets salty — and maybe a little spicy.

Because who says you can’t sip champagne at the beach and still throw some shade in pearls?

Life’s too short to be beige. Welcome to the wild side of the harbor.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass - organic cotton towel with retro pinup sass.
$16.50
Tropic Like Its Hot - bold neon tropical sunset design on eco-friendly organic cotton tea towel for your sassy kitchen.
$16.50
Resting Beach Face - Organic cotton tea towel with serene sunset and hibiscus line art for beach lovers.
$16.50
Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Organic cotton towel brings retro sass to your kitchen.
$16.50
My patience is as thin as my eyeliner - sassy retro tea towel in bold 1950s style, perfect gift for glam queens and attitude lovers.
$16.50
Lets Get Ship-Faced - A cheeky nautical tea towel made for wild weddings. Organic cotton.
$16.50
Resting BEACH Face - A cheeky coastal tea towel in organic cotton. Tropical, practical, and full of sass.
$16.50
Drinking Rum Before 10 AM Pirate Tea Towel - Organic Cotton, perfect for beach lovers, bar carts, or gifting.
$16.50
Im not arguing, just explaining why Im right - sassy organic cotton tea towel for bold kitchens and fun gifts.
$16.50
I wonder what my job description is today. Organic cotton tea towel with retro humor for multitasking queens.
$16.50